Funny or Sad?

**Sigh, what did I do to deserve this? I've tried running into the coffee table a few times to break this thing but it just won't budge! I'm never going back to that vet's office again.**

Now don't laugh but I am actually so heavily pregnant that I'm not sure I can stand up anymore...

After I fed him he just crashed. Is it sad that he wants no affection from me after he eats?

Then again, if I was as spoiled as he is.. I would enjoy every minute too.